hell exists only in your head

Aug 21
dateyourlovequotes:

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Aug 21

chibicrow:

 

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

Aug 21

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

Aug 21

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

Aug 21
jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

Aug 21
  • person: she--
  • me: it's he.
  • person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  • me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
Aug 21
candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

Aug 21

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

Aug 21
njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

Aug 21
Aug 21
yeahmicah:
Aug 21

dandyronpa:

WHEN YOUR NOTP HAS THE BEST FANART IT’S LIKE BEING GIVEN A DELICIOUS LOOKING CHOCOLATE CAKE AND FINDING OUT IT WAS MADE WITH SHIT INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE

Aug 21

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you